Hmm, I am dubious about this, but here goes… 
Due to various people emailing me, I’ve gone ahead and created a rambling recording of some answers to a few questions. God only knows why I thought it would be a good idea.
Anyway, here it is:
edulinux.homeunix.org/~n6tadam/f … ding_1.ogg
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– Thomas Adam